(v)To suddenly see or notice something.
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always
speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take
bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says Hey instead of Hi
Says Yogurt instead of Curd
Says Cab instead of Taxi
Says Candy instead of Chocolate
Says Cookie instead of Biscuit
Says **Free Way** instead of Highway
Says got to go instead of Have to go
Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says
Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on
complaining about it every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),
and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as
possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45
times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk
packet.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),
repeats Zee several times, if the other person
unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching
traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian
Road** Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of **Normal** Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in **India** as if
he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers
of Airways by which he traveled back to **India**,
even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India,
tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When
was in US...
HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN???????
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